I found these quotes on a flyer that was mailed to my house. It was like winning the jackpot!
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Trying to dress an active little one is like trying to thread a sewing machine while it's running.
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Children really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.
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Children can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.
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Two things small kids will share willingly; communicable diseases and their mother's age.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.
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and finally last, but certainly not least...
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Shouting to make your kids obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results.
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I hope you all enjoy these as much as I do.


Levi got a little excited. As you can see by his red hand. He couldn't hide the evidence.






Happiness is as close as a can of shaving cream!
Ella-








