The Language of Levi

Levi is now at the age where he understands what I am saying to him. Unfortunately, his understanding seems to be a little twisted, or perhaps something is lost in translation. Here are some examples:

My statement------Levi's interpretation

"Levi!"------"Run away as fast as you can"

"Get that out of your mouth"----"Smile, shove faster, run away!"

"Stop Levi!"----"Do it faster, hurry, hurry, hurry! Quick, before she catches you!"

"I love you"------- "Run away before she kisses you!"

Or perhaps I'm missing something here...apparently all of his interpretations include running away from me. Hmmmm...